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The Carp Club

Or the election that never was (Paperback)

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John Fisher was sickened by the decline of the Carp Club. The members of the House of Carpery had quarrelled with each other and become ever more remote from the electorate.They did nothing as the banksters ripped the heart out of the Club’s finances. They did not even notice that the carp were all dead as they trumpeted ever more extravagant claims for the excellence of their achievements. Voting for any of the groupings meant more of the same. The grip of the Prime Administer on the Carpinet took democratic control away from the voters. John Fisher saw only one way to return power to the membership and so the Ban the Ballot campaign was born.

As John pursues his aims, he threatens thecosy cartel of the career carpists. The dirty tricks ofthe establishment would be scarcely credible butfor their uncanny resemblance to real life.

The Carp Club (ISBN 978-0-948903-40-3, 172 pages) is now available for purchase from this website (see below), from Amazon (paperback or Kindle edition), at selected bookshops or direct from the publishers Morrow & Co. c/o The Old Rectory, Rockland St Mary, Norwich, Norfolk, NR14 7EY. For those ordering Real Football Real Fans at the same time as The Carp Club there will be a £1 discount on each book.

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